Fuck that, Baby Bop
This shit needs to stop
You and this “pop”
Before I beat you with a mop
And choke you out with a tube top
And make yo ass drop
LMAO. I believe he was in the middle of napping when he sent me this random shit.
I have not been busy at all, but for some reason I haven’t been on Tumblr. I don’t know what my problem is. It’s probably because I have nothing to say, being that I spend every single day sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Pretty much, I regret even going to college at all. It was the biggest waste of time and money ever. I don’t think anyone should even go unless they want to be a doctor, lawyer, or something else that is really amazing, and makes you stay in school for another 25 years longer than everyone else. Now that I think about it, I have never met anyone who is like, “Oh man! I’m so happy I decided to go to college.” I guess I should have thought about that before I went. I don’t know why my parents always insisted that I go. That was stupid. I hope they enjoyed throwing money away!
I saw “This Is It” and “Paranormal Activity” yesterday. I think you would need to be a hardcore Michael Jackson fan to like “This Is It” at all. I liked it, but if you don’t like watching concert rehearsal footage, you’re not going to like it. That’s what 99.9% of it is. “Paranormal Activity” was not scary. It was kind of funny, though. It’s filmed like “Blair Witch” and “Cloverfield” which makes it more nauseating than it is funny or scary. I had to come home and pop headache pills. Yay!
Tomorrow is Halloween. This means everyone is going to be walking past my car all night and going, “What is that? I’ve never seen one of those. Who makes those? Blah, blah, blah. I’m a big, fat, stupid idiot.” Which would be kind of okay, if my car didn’t look horrendous at the moment. Wet leaves keep falling on it, and leaving dirt in the same of leaves all over my car. Basically, my car looks camouflaged. It’s the exact opposite of hot.
Well, I thought I had nothing to say. I just rambled off a bunch of nonsense in five minutes. I will be going now.
So, I’ve been drinking. I have no idea how much I’m going to type, or how retarded it’s going to sound, but get prepared. The only thing I’m sure of, is that it’s going to be random and probably will not make any sense. I will probably also fuck up my grammar and/or spelling quite frequently.
I am listening to Fort Minor. Specifically, “Feel Like Home.” STELLAR!!!!! sent me a YouTube video that was very hilarious earlier. I laughed for about 2 hours. I would ink you, but I’m too drunk.
Also, me and JARED!!!!!!!! were in a gaylord chatroom saying we were Barney and Baby Bop… among other things. It was really hilarious. I hardly remember what happened, but I do remember that it was hilarious.
I just ate 4 pieces of bread. Yes, four. I also drank an entire bottle of water. I am a seasoned alcoholic. I know how to prevent hangovers. Let’s hope so, at least. If I wake up with a hangover, I will be pissed as total shit. I will also probably sleep until about 5pm and hope that God calls me to the almighty kingdom.
Okay. I think I have a text message. Bye.
Oh, Rachel, Rachel Corinne
Ohio is for lovers, so let us begin
With eyes of blue and a heart of ice
Well, it’s not so bad when she’s feeling nice
Bacardi, Corona, and raspberry rum
She throws them back like something fearsome
I’ve got her number, she loves me a lot
I guess you can say she hit the jackpot
Let’s rap this up, her movie awaits
And she’s rushing my talent like a little ingrate
I suppose I still love her, I’ve gotta admit
And like Jay and Beyonce we run this shit
HOLLER BACK!
Written By: Nickolas Gomez
October 10 - Jay-Z Concert
November 15 - Dane Cook
April 2010 - New York City
